I Was Born Free

"We're all one thing, Lieutenant. That's what I've come to realize. Like cells in a body. 'Cept we can't see the body. The way fish can't see the ocean. And so we envy each other. Hurt each other. Hate each other. How silly is that? A heart cell hating a lung cell." - Cassie from THE THREE
Posts tagged "laura dern"

So Laura Dern showed up at the Today show and stood outside and somehow we all missed it??

I mean who could ask for anything more than Laura Dern writing in a diary?

The Robin Wright episode of Enlightened is seriously the best thing.

"No, this is like, ok, I mean, I was a buyer? Right? So this just like, not… this is, something’s really… this is not. Ok?”

Better late than never.

GPOY

My reaction to the news of Laura Dern joining Paul Thomas Anderson’s Scientology movie has given me a little bit of sympathy for this dumbass.

Dinosaurs everywhere should put it in their contract that they will only work in films with Laura Dern.

There is nothing like Laura Dern’s face in Inland Empire.  I’m glad someone made this highlight reel.

I think we’re back in business!

(via dernface, fuckyeahlesdents)

There was this man I once knew.  His name was — doesn’t matter what his name was.  A lot of guys change.  They don’t change, but they reveal — in time they reveal what they really are.  You know what I mean?  It’s an old story.  Well, this guy, he revealed something.  Looking back on it, all along it was being revealed.  He was planning something.  Planning something with me in mind.

When I get mad, I really get mad.  I gouged a man’s eye out when I was 15 once — he was trying rape me.  I mean, fucker had it out and was pushing my legs apart.  I got a finger in his eye socket — pretty quick, rape was quite a long way off his mind.  He was crying and screaming like a baby.  “What a fuckin man you are!” I said.  There was goo, but he could still see me with the one eye.  Seen me coming at him, grabbing his nuts and tearing at them.  He seen that all right, and felt it, too.  He was screaming and wailing like a little baby.  Sitting in the corner crying, moaning, hugging his nuts till the ambulance come.  The ambulance guys, they say, “what the fuck happened here?”  I say, “he come to reapin’ what he been sowin’, that’s what.”  They say, “fucker been sowin’ some kinda heavy shit.”

If I ever find myself auditioning for anything, this will be my monologue.

The amazing “Black Tambourine” sequence from Inland Empire.

Finding this on Youtube has made my Saturday night (sad).

I just channelled all my Tea Party Rage into making this video of Sarah Palin doing a monologue from Inland Empire.  That’ll show em.

This is Laura Dern’s Wikipedia picture.