I Was Born Free

"We're all one thing, Lieutenant. That's what I've come to realize. Like cells in a body. 'Cept we can't see the body. The way fish can't see the ocean. And so we envy each other. Hurt each other. Hate each other. How silly is that? A heart cell hating a lung cell." - Cassie from THE THREE
Posts tagged "gvoy"

All you can do on a rainy day like today is record yourself reading Christine O’Donnell’s book, right? Oh, that’s just me? Huh.

Second installment of me reading the openings of James Franco’s short stories.

I decided to do a series where I read the openings of James Franco’s short stories (I was stoned).

I was home alone the other night, and around 3 am I decided it would be hilarious if I started taking ridiculous celebrity blogs from HuffPo and performed them as monologues (The “home alone” factor matters, because otherwise I would be too embarrassed to be caught talking to my computer). I decided to start with Laurie David’s piece, "New Girlfriends".

It’s a couple days later, and I’m not quite sure about “hilarious” (or even “entertaining”), but I’m throwing it up here anyway. Don’t like it? Don’t “like” it.

Vlog for 6/17/2011.


A video of my awesome monkey impression was taken last night.

I cannot believe this video of me impersonating a monkey has zero notes. Who ARE you, Tumblr?

A video of my awesome monkey impression was taken last night.

FYI, my cat doesn’t seem to enjoy it when I whistle the theme from Salò.

My cat is a better comedian than Seth Meyers. Or at least Chelsea Handler.

Does it get more “Sunday Night” than this?

Loudcat Is Loud: An Original Film

I think this is a good night to repost my vlog.

Caturday has come.


Saturday morning.