I Was Born Free

"We're all one thing, Lieutenant. That's what I've come to realize. Like cells in a body. 'Cept we can't see the body. The way fish can't see the ocean. And so we envy each other. Hurt each other. Hate each other. How silly is that? A heart cell hating a lung cell." - Cassie from THE THREE
Posts tagged "SNL"

Astronaut Jones should’ve been huge.

Kristen Wiig has nothing on Winona Ryder.

Best Update joke, or best Update joke?

Old fave.

Horatio Sanz doing 2002 Rosie makes me weep.

  • Jimmy Fallon: Okay, alright. What about Best Actress.
  • Dame Maggie Smith: Judi Dench. Little Judi Dench. Such a clever, little Judi Dench. Little, clever, chubby Judi Dench.

So you host SNL for the first time on the same day as the funeral for the woman you impersonated for years, and you don’t even acknowledge it. And on that same show you have Bill O’Reilly do a cameo, and participate in a sketch where the punch line is that all black people will vote for Obama no matter what.

Maya Rudolph, you are lucky that I love you.

Adrien Brody was banned from SNL for this.

(And I was in the audience, lol.)

"A female version of viagra is expected to be released next year with the promise of giving women faster arousal and better orgasms. The pill is so strong, doctor’s warn the increased speed of arousal might cause Christina Aguilera’s vagina to time travel."

Not over it.

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I was dismayed not to be able to find a gif of this earlier, so I made one.

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I was dismayed not to be able to find a gif of this earlier, so I made one.

This is what mediocrity looks like.

This is what mediocrity looks like.

Update: Gaddafi’s Best Friends Growing up

This absolutely killed me.