I Was Born Free

"We're all one thing, Lieutenant. That's what I've come to realize. Like cells in a body. 'Cept we can't see the body. The way fish can't see the ocean. And so we envy each other. Hurt each other. Hate each other. How silly is that? A heart cell hating a lung cell." - Cassie from THE THREE
Posts tagged "Michele Bachmann"
This gif I made of Fox News at 3 am last night (perhaps under the influence of something?) needs to be heard.
(btw yes, I do realize I have become a caricature of myself)

This gif I made of Fox News at 3 am last night (perhaps under the influence of something?) needs to be heard.

(btw yes, I do realize I have become a caricature of myself)

Fox News graphics are blowing my fucking mind tonight.

Fox News graphics are blowing my fucking mind tonight.

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS

I swear to god, I am not going to make it out of the 2012 election alive.

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zainyk:

Who’s submissive now? Michele Bachmann forces her husband Marcus to try a corn dog at the Iowa State Fair in Des Moines on Friday

Not fooling anyone with your reticence, Marcus.

Whoever thinks letting politicians eat cylindrical food is a great idea needs to have their head checked.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Can’t.

It is good that we no longer have slavery.

Now this is what I call ad placement.

They probably should’ve tried a little harder on the Bachmann for President photoshoot.

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@RepWeiner is my favorite.

I love that he spelled Michele Bachmann wrong.

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