Tags: Magnolia

othermenscocks.m4v

To new followers:
I’m really nervous that you’re gonna hate me soon. You’re gonna find stuff out about me and you’re gonna hate me.

To new followers:

I’m really nervous that you’re gonna hate me soon. You’re gonna find stuff out about me and you’re gonna hate me.

DYCML.

Yay, I figured out how to make a gif. (obviously, this is what I started with)

Yay, I figured out how to make a gif. (obviously, this is what I started with)

but it did happen

but it did happen

Pretty exciting.  Bet you don’t get too many people my age getting braces.

Pretty exciting.  Bet you don’t get too many people my age getting braces.

What I want you to do, Janet, is I want you to do your fucking job.

What I want you to do, Janet, is I want you to do your fucking job.

Find the gun, Jim.

Find the gun, Jim.

I’m asking YOU that.

I’m asking YOU that.

Hold it, homeboy.  I don’t need to hear that word.

Hold it, homeboy.  I don’t need to hear that word.

I AM CALM.

I AM CALM.

Now you must reeeeally shut the fuck up, now, please, shut the fuck up.

Now you must reeeeally shut the fuck up, now, please, shut the fuck up.

Now that I’ve met you, would you object to never seeing me again?

Now that I’ve met you, would you object to never seeing me again?

Here’s hoping that Julianne Moore brings a little Linda Partridge to Sarah Palin.

(Source: youtube.com)