I Was Born Free

"We're all one thing, Lieutenant. That's what I've come to realize. Like cells in a body. 'Cept we can't see the body. The way fish can't see the ocean. And so we envy each other. Hurt each other. Hate each other. How silly is that? A heart cell hating a lung cell." - Cassie from THE THREE
Posts tagged "I'm actually neither a dad nor president of the united states shithead"
thebeardguy:

minusmanhattan:

ohheybill:

Not trying to be a dick here, but I don’t believe that being a dad is harder than being President of the United States.

Truth bomb!

Not trying to be a dick here, but saying “not trying to be a dick, here” before you say something you’re probably not qualified to say (since you’re not a father) doesn’t make it undicky.
Have a nice night!

Busted, I HATE DADS.

thebeardguy:

minusmanhattan:

ohheybill:

Not trying to be a dick here, but I don’t believe that being a dad is harder than being President of the United States.

Truth bomb!

Not trying to be a dick here, but saying “not trying to be a dick, here” before you say something you’re probably not qualified to say (since you’re not a father) doesn’t make it undicky.

Have a nice night!

Busted, I HATE DADS.

(via thebeardguy-deactivated20120906)