I Was Born Free

"We're all one thing, Lieutenant. That's what I've come to realize. Like cells in a body. 'Cept we can't see the body. The way fish can't see the ocean. And so we envy each other. Hurt each other. Hate each other. How silly is that? A heart cell hating a lung cell." - Cassie from THE THREE
Posts tagged "Barbara Walters"

Barbara Walters interviewing Janeane Garofalo is the only thing we should be talking about.

Uh, guys, this moment where Barbara Walters suggests to Michael Fassbender that the ladies of The View would collectively give him $10 to have group sex with him and then Whoopi expresses that she would prefer to have sex with Michael Fassbender alone should have been like, Challenger explosion-level news.

"You meet some guy who’s attractive. You have a little hanky panky? A little more than hanky panky? Yes?" -Barbara Walters

I just know that I am going to be on my death bed and requesting to see videos from or about Rosie O’Donnell’s time on The View.

Somewhere, a caterer is calling Barbara Walters a cunt.