wired:

A female passenger groped by TSA gropes back, and is then charged with battery.

Yes.

You read that right.

Haha I like how they put at the very end that the woman is actually a former TSA agent who worked at that airport and probably knew the people involved and the whole incident was likely “personal”. Not a very sexy story if you put that in the lede.

(Source: Wired, via nedhepburn)