My cat stepped on the “brightness” key on my keyboard and the screen faded away to black, and then she sprawled herself across my laptop. And she’s right, like, nature always wins, right?
So like, Britney’s looking in the oven at a turkey that’s not in the oven?
Reblog if you are an Oprah Thanksgiving turkey truther
Inflatable turkey + top man t shirt = best thanksgiving ever
Thankful for dem arms, Sufjan.
In my childhood bedroom it’s perpetually April 2005
Comes a rain storm, put rubbers on your feet
Comes a snow storm, you can get a little heat
Comes love, nothing can be done
My super low-res Carly Simon album cover is all the company I need.
I bet Sean Penn looked at his instagram alerts and was like “IS THAT MADONNA ON THERE?!?!?”
I see that I’ve never told you how I listen to music—I gently rest my hand on the record player and my hand vibrates, sending waves through my whole body: and so I listen to the electricity of the vibrations, the last substratum of reality’s realm, and the world trembles inside my hands. — Clarice Lispector, Água Viva
Now THIS is an album title, right guys?
This tweet : Steven Crowder :: Single Ladies : Beyoncé