I Was Born Free

Apr 15

splitsider:

The Maya Rudolph Show will debut on NBC May 19th with tons of celebrity guests.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

splitsider:

The Maya Rudolph Show will debut on NBC May 19th with tons of celebrity guests.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

(via jenjay)

Apr 11

Great TV.

Great TV.

Apr 10

#jennymccarthy #tbt

#jennymccarthy #tbt

Apr 09

Fuck, can anyone lend me $300??

Fuck, can anyone lend me $300??

Apr 04

lol.

Apr 02

"Eagle-Eye Cherry" is not the name of a band, but the name of a person.

Mar 31

Stirring endorsement of pedophilia by Dave Barry

Stirring endorsement of pedophilia by Dave Barry

Mar 28

(Source: unnamedline, via hamiltonbeachblender)

Paul

I

when you shall arrive
as deep
as you will need go

to catch the blackfish
the hook
has been featly baited

by the art you have
and
you do catch them

II

with what thoroughness
you know
seize that glistening

body translated
to
that language you

will understand gut
clean
roast garnish and

III

serve to yourself who
better
eat and enjoy

however you
divide
and share

that blackfish heft
and shine
is your own

—William Carlos Williams

Mar 26

Mar 21

Holy Cow

Mar 20

11 notes in 3 days, bitches.

God fucking bless Roseanne.

God fucking bless Roseanne.