I Was Born Free

Apr 24

lol.

lol.

Apr 20

Hope she writes back.

Hope she writes back.

Anonymous asked: May I use you?

Oh right, this is what tumblr is like.

I feel like I want to use tumblr again.

Apr 19

19 ways you know you truly live in Brooklyn -

bestrooftalkever:

I got Brooklyn!

I liked this.

“I knew that I recognized you,” our driver pipes up.
“I’m that fister!”
“I’ve been enjoying your show so far.”
“Thank you so much. I am that girl that ate out that girl on the show.” — A Day Apartment Hunting With Natasha Lyonne — Vulture (via ohheybill)

(via ohheybill)

Apr 15

splitsider:

The Maya Rudolph Show will debut on NBC May 19th with tons of celebrity guests.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

splitsider:

The Maya Rudolph Show will debut on NBC May 19th with tons of celebrity guests.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

(via jenjay)

Apr 11

Great TV.

Great TV.

Apr 10

#jennymccarthy #tbt

#jennymccarthy #tbt

Apr 09

Fuck, can anyone lend me $300??

Fuck, can anyone lend me $300??

Apr 04

lol.

Apr 02

"Eagle-Eye Cherry" is not the name of a band, but the name of a person.

Mar 31

Stirring endorsement of pedophilia by Dave Barry

Stirring endorsement of pedophilia by Dave Barry