June 2012
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“America, are we really going to be complicit in the legitimizing of Sandra...”
– I’m having flashbacks of The Blind Side tonight, and in 2010 I wrote this insane anti-Bullock essay.
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nicoblackheart replied to your video: It’s 2012 and I’m tearing up at a live Madonna…
She apparently can’t rise above her ego long enough to stop herself from making a childish jab at Lady Gaga
You’re not wrong!
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Millions of BlackBook readers are discovering that...
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May 2012
CHRIS HAYES JUST RODE BY ME ON A BIKE
CHRIS HAYES JUST RODE BY ME ON A BIKE
Reading the comments on the Chris Hayes story on...
Whoda thunk it?!
For Memorial Day I made this anti-war Spotify...
FYI if it’s a Sunday night on a holiday weekend and you’re about to turn 29 and you’re standing alone at a long line of cash registers at your shitty retail job because you change the subject when the topic of trying to find a real job comes up, even inside your own head, Aimee Mann’s “Save Me” might not be the best song to have playing.
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Real conversation I had yesterday
Building Superintendent: Hey what's your new roommate's last name again?
me: Oooooh, I don't knowwwww....
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Has anybody else noticed that Anderson Cooper’s career has become about covering the most ridiculous stories possible and interviewing really sad, possibly mentally ill people so that he comes off as some kind of heroic genius?
So the Facebook IPO turning into an insider trading scandal means that the tech and business journalism communities will be teaming up to give us the shittiest reporting of all time, right?
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Say what you will about Tori (and I will, and...
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“So for all you liberals out there hating Fox, we know you make things ups, but...”
– Fox News’ Tammy Bruce, remarking that her tweet claiming she can’t be a guest on The O’Reilly Factor because she is gay was, in fact, a joke.
“Who, me?” -Tammy Bruce
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Ma Ginger: Grace.
Grace: Yes? I didn't see that you just raked the path, I'm sorry.
Ma Ginger: It isn't that I've just raked it, the idea is that people can pass around the bushes completely. I prefer it that way, as you should know.
Grace: I thought that these chains were put up to make a path between the bushes.
Ma Ginger: They were put up there to protect the bushes. It is not supposed to be a pathway.
Grace: But everyone goes this way.
Ma Ginger: Dear, that's right. But they've been living here for years. You haven't been here that long.
Grace: Are you saying that I am less entitled to use the shortcut because I haven't always lived here?
Ma Ginger: No. Of course not. No, I just thought it pleased you to be here, that's all. Go on, go on. It's alright.
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Listen
OK fine, what's dubstep?
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I started watching HBO's "Enlightened" two days...
and today I am starting re-watching HBO’s “Enlightened”.
Btw there's no more overrated actor than Leo...
bye
Holy shit Michael McKean →
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HBO Developing Comedy Series Starring Catherine... →
synecdoche:
A comprehensive list of things that make me happier than this news:
Audible gasp.
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“While a teaser trailer gave everyone a taste of what to expect earlier today, at...”
– I’m about to put on Paper Bag to deal with how badly I want to see this movie. (h/t)
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“Ummmmmm. GULP. (double heart attack..) slip, slurp.
here you...”
– Paul Thomas Anderson
